I have to admit my Saturday started considerably late. You might want to blame the midnightly idea of watching some good-looking but rather absurd pseudo-cartoon film called “The Spirit” which ironically enough – due to its film noir/ hard-boiled crime atmosphere – perfectly fitted my Master thesis, but had little more to offer than funny costumes and a surprisingly large number of ‘class A’ Hollywood stars…
In any case, I was woken that Saturday morn, by the sun when its happy, vernal rays fell through my freshly cleaned, westward window. After an extensive newspaper reading breakfast and an hour or two of mindless this and that, I was left with only one hour of thesis writing until I had to head off for my date.
The date consisted of two separate concerts of one and the same band. The Rifles, a bunch of cool, down-to-earth, London lads with a crisp indie guitar sounds and sing-along tunes. They first performed in Hamburg’s no. 1 records shop, Michelle, and after that at the sold out “Uebel & Gefaehrlich”. And yes, of course I had to see them twice. Repeated Offender.
I was late. The shop was already crowed with people when I got there at 10 to 6. A full set of instruments, including an entire drum kit, guitar amps and a keyboard were squeezed into the little shop-window of Michelle records, and the only places left to stand were almost on top of the guitar effects pedals or in the face of the singer. Fortunately however, there was Cat standing right there in the front row and I felt authorised to illegitimately join her and a friend in the ‘best seats’ even though I was late. By 6 o’clock, even more people had come in, pushing yet closer to the place where the band was supposed to stand and outside the window a cloud of people had started to gather.
Finally, the band made their way through the crowd, shouldered their instruments and played a nice little set songs. A pleasant mixture of ‘old’ sing-alongs and the new tunes from the recent album that electrified even the one’s in the crowd that just happened to be ‘in the neighbourhood’. The band was in a splendid mood and ready to jest about any stupid comment from the audience. But after six songs and with little intention of coming back for an encore, they vanished into the small backroom of the store. The crowd dispersed just as fast as it had gathered and while we lingered in the shop a little bit longer, sipping on a lemonade, making plans for the rest of the evening and admiring Cat’s miraculous connections, the band slowly reappeared, signed a number of photos, took pictures of one or another funny piece of decoration, called out a few words at us (as we seemed to be the only fans left) and left the shop with a small side trip into the CD racks.
Cat and her friend dropped me off at Uebel & Gefaehrlich on their way to see Simone White at Hasenschaukel that night and I was happy to take my favourite spot in front of the stage just below the ‘balcony’. All I had to do was survive 30 minutes of The Knights. The young and trendy Hamburg support band of the Rifles, looked like the graduation class of the Hamburg School and Music and also sounded like it: A ambitious mixture of rock, pop and electro, with souly vocals and simple lyrics. The very second they started their first song with “oh-ooh-ooooh!” I knew it couldn’t lead anywhere decent. The Knights might be the perfect band to make it to the top of the charts and break many teenage hearts (hey, that line could have been from the Knights…), but what for Christ’s sake were they doing supporting the Rifles?!?
But the good news is that no support gig lasts forever and luckily the DJ had decided to play nothing but the Clash while the stage was set up for the main act. So I had a good time, making myself at home in the second row and singing along to the “Guns of Brixton” while more and more people where gathering in front of the stage.
Then, the lights went out, the spots went on and there they were again: the same guys and in just as good a mood as before. But how could it be any different? The crowd was frantic, eager to dance and sing along with every single tune. Near the end of the concert, their eagerness was almost comic, when people just couldn’t stop repeating the “oooh-oooh-oooh” part of “Romeo and Julie”. The band only smiled and gave the crowd a special, second acoustic version of the song to satisfy their singing urge. I felt a bit like in a football stadium… After a beautiful version of my beloved “Narrow-minded Social Club” and the obligatory “Local Boy”, they were gone. One and a half hours of vocal cords-straining, breath-taking and sweaty indie rock’n’roll was over.
But the night was not… I could go on, making fun of the fact that Hamburg is such a small place when it comes to indie music, and that the same people will always show up at the same places. I could jest about the fact that everybody - whether German or not - starts to speaking in their fake British accent once Brits hit a party, or about the fact that the best music is actually played in the elevator to the club and not in the club itself.
But that’s a different story…

(picture: courtesy of Cat)